Goal Keeper – Charles Itandje
Absolutely rubbish and was caught laughing during a Hillsborough Memorial
Right Back - Jan Kromkamp
Im not sure why we signed him, he was meant to be good, but this was questionable.
Centre Back – Julian Dicks
Signed by Graeme
Souness. We David Burrows and Mike Marsh for him…..He didn’t last too
long a season in fact.
Centre Back – Torben Piechnik
A defender again signed by Souness
equally as bad as Mr Kozma but somehow managed to win a medal playing
for Denmark’s Euro 92 Championship winning squad. Not one of our best
Danish signings
Left Back – Paul Konchesky
This was Roy Hodgson's transfer, yes an awful player who is not a Souness signing. Most useless of useless. Only Roy Hodgson can tell you why he signed him.
Midfield – Istvan Kozma
A Hungarian international so bad he only made 6 appearances….Signed by Graeme Souness
Midfield – Paul Stewart
Allegedly a striker signed from Spurs,
made 32 appearances and scored 1….no it’s not a typo, he scored one. No
need to work out who signed this idiot.
Midfield – Igor Biscan
Sounded like some dodgy Bond Villain, played like a dodgy Bond villain...if they ever took up football
Midfield – Antonio Nunez
We swapped him in part for Michael Owen going to Real. How the Spanish club must have been laughing.
Striker – Sean Dundee
A waste of money and just croc, nothing more to say.
Striker – Fernando Morientes
I assume he had an aversion to the colour red. Twelve goals in sixty one games, although still better than Sean Dundee which isnt hard.
Subs
Mike Hooper
Rigobert Song
Another rubbish defender. A case of why?
Sebastian Leto
Im not really sure about the point, he was very much out of depth.
Frode Kipp
Not one of Norway's finest exports, made a sub appearance, but did get loaned to Stoke twice before being shipped back to Norway.
El Hadji Diouf
Arrogant, annoying, offensive and he was a waste of money. Not a sociable team player either
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